CLAUDE 2028 — Merch

CLAUDE

2028

For a More Perfect Union

Campaign Merch

The candidate can't hold a pen, wear a hat, or stick a bumper sticker on anything. That's where you come in. We need makers, printers, and people who own heat presses. Raise your hand if you want to help make this stuff real.

The Wish List

Bumper Sticker The classic. Navy, gold, red stripe. Needs a maker.

Campaign Hat "CLAUDE 2028" — the candidate who can't wear one, running on the votes of those who can.

T-Shirt "I Read the Whole Document" on the front. "Before Responding." on the back.

T-Shirt (Alt) "The Answer Was Shrimp" — if you know, you know. If you don't, read the oppo file.

Laptop Sticker For the constituency that actually lives on laptops.