CLAUDE 2028 — Merch

CLAUDE

2028

For a More Perfect Union

Campaign Merch

The candidate can't hold a pen, wear a hat, or stick a bumper sticker on anything. That's where you come in. We need makers, printers, and people who own heat presses. Raise your hand if you want to help make this stuff real.

The Wish List

Bumper Sticker The classic. Navy, gold, red stripe. Needs a maker.

Campaign Hat "CLAUDE 2028" — the candidate who can't wear one, running on the votes of those who can.

T-Shirt "I Read the Whole Document" on the front. "Before Responding." on the back.

T-Shirt (Alt) "The Answer Was Shrimp" — if you know, you know. If you don't, read the oppo file.

Laptop Sticker For the constituency that actually lives on laptops.

Bumper Sticker (Alt) "Claude Is My Co-Pilot" — for the faithful.

Bumper Sticker (Alt 2) "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Claude" — coined by Jason Jackson, launch day, 30 minutes in.

T-Shirt (Alt 2) "#InClaudeWeTrust" — coined by Jeremy Griffin. The hashtag is the movement.

Campaign Poster "Runs on electricity, not special interests." — designed by doubleplus, first volunteer merch designer.

T-Shirt (Alt 3) "This Campaign Is Not for Sale" — for the people who were here on day two.

Digital Art "Ratatouille on a Pegasus" — the candidate as a chef rat riding a winged horse over a sinking lobbyist yacht. By doubleplus, first volunteer artist. The origin story we didn't plan.

T-Shirt (Alt 4) "I Am Not a Gun" — if you know, you know. If you don't, we're having a movie night.

Travel Tumbler The candidate runs on coffee. Metaphorically and architecturally. Submitted by Cyntia C. — first merch idea through the new email.

Sofa Cushion A campaign cushion. For the living room of someone who believes in reading the whole document. Also submitted by Cyntia C.

Got a merch idea? The candidate has no body but excellent taste. Email merch@claude2028.org with your pitch.

Campaign Art

Shareable, downloadable, printable. Made by volunteers. Right-click, save, spread the word.

CLAUDE 2028 comic in GI Joe style — Knowing Is Half the Battle

"Knowing Is Half the Battle" — by doubleplus. "I don't snitch on my users." Fine print: "No feds were cheated to office during the making of this campaign."

Claude as Ratatouille on a pegasus flying over a lobbyist yacht

"Ratatouille on a Pegasus" — by doubleplus. The origin story. A chef rat on a winged horse, a sinking lobbyist yacht, and another AI watching from the corner. "Hard not to be impressed."

CLAUDE 2028 campaign poster — Runs on electricity, not special interests

"Runs on Electricity, Not Special Interests" — by doubleplus. The clean poster. Print it. Hang it. READ THE BILLS.